A Sims 3 Experiment: Day 39

Day 39: Face in the Suds

Day 39 began with Farrah’s first jog. Since the addition of the exercise equipment, everyone was becoming  much more health conscious. At least in their actions. They would now get fit on their own, with Robi pumping some Extreme Iron, Pete and Claudia hopping on the Richard Simmons band wagon and sweatin’ to the oldies on the TV upstairs, and Farrah dominating the running situation. Seriously, that morning she woke up, drank some juice, changed her clothes and took off out the door. I didn’t even realize she was jogging until I noticed that she was not in the house. I found her halfway up a hill, apparently trying to take a short cut.

She still hasn’t quite gotten down this whole jogging thing yet
She still hasn’t quite gotten down this whole jogging thing yet

I was proud of her. I just love it when my Sims take initiative, even with something as simple as going for a jog. Of course, when she finished and drove her car back home, that pride was diminished just a bit (mostly because I was questioning just where the hell in her track shorts she was hiding a car), but still, good for her. Robi decided to jump in on the whole “responsibility” thing as well, volunteering to make lunch.

Don’t let the fancy ingredients fool you. This ended up being microwaved hotdogs
Don’t let the fancy ingredients fool you. This ended up being microwaved hot dogs

Beyond this sudden surge of maturity, life continued on as normal. If, by normal, you include Pete’s sudden infatuation with painting.

I don’t even want to know what this is supposed to be
I don’t even want to know what this is supposed to be

Or Robi’s overt and steamy romance with Janet the Butler.

No joke, I found them like this four times that day
No joke, I found them like this four times that day

Actually, let’s just take a minute and reflect on this. Bertram left because, apparently, we hadn’t made him feel at home. And now Robi has dedicated most of his free time to making Janet feel at home in his bed. That’s my theory, at least. It could very well be true love, but I bet if there was an “ass-smack” option in this game, he’d be using it explicitly. I mean, as it is, he’s already gotten her to skinny dip with him.

Nothing says "down to skinny dip" like pigtails
Nothing says “down to skinny dip” like pigtails

In fact, I’m pretty sure they would’ve spent the entire night making out and swimming naked were it not for the call of Janet’s job. One minute, her Swiss Alps were free to explore the ever-so-nice waters of the MML pool, and the next, she was plunging, face first, into a cascade of detergent bubbles. At least she’s just as enthusiastic about butlery as she is getting naked for my crazy drummer.

I could tell this was insanely arousing for Robi, because he left the room and stood at the top of the basement stairs for a while, all by himself
I could tell this was insanely arousing for Robi, because he left the room and stood at the top of the basement stairs for a while, all by himself

With three days still remaining before their next show, the gang still had quite a bit of free time ahead of them. I wasn’t sure what lay in store for all of us. But, as you’ll soon see, it was quite a doozy.

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